This isn't your ordinary wine pairing book - this is wine pairing for the weary parent. Did your daughter just get out of bed for the twelfth time to ask for another glass of water? We've got a wine for that. Did your son just have a public meltdown in the middle of the grocery store? We've got a Pinot for your pain. Got Rotavirus? Try a Riesling. Fifty perfect pairings to match your child's crappy behavior. Each wine featured comes with a small sticker...every time you sample a wine to match your bad day, go ahead and add it to the Periodic Table of Intoxication at the back of the book. When you complete the table, you'll be able to see if your child has behavior problems, attitude problems, or just plain bad DNA. Whether you like your "juice" from the glass, from the bottle, or from the box, this is the perfect book to wine your way through parenting.